A Universal Friend Is A Friend Who Can Do Literally Anything. A Therapist, A Designated Driver, A Mentor, Etc. This Person You Always Want Around Because They Bring Peace, And They Never Cease To Amaze You.

If u call 1-800-LUDWIG he will make sure u can get u a little sister. Hes Organization is free just make sure ur mother is in the house and cover ur ear its going to be wild after that he will abonden u due child support evasion and wait 9 months and viola :)) bonus in this service is ur mother will get stds

When someone is truly valued and appriciated by a friend
Or not a valued and wanted

people you friends leave you for and don't comeback. People your friends say are nice even if they talk about you behind you back and call you a dumb slut even if you have never met them before. People who you wish didn't exist because you now fell more depressed.

A friend you only meet up with at a certain place, or for a certain reason. Sometimes used as a code word for a FWB

the friend that asks to hang on a sunday because ur not quite the friday night or saturday friend.

A state of relationship in which friends treat each other with unusual affection in a carefree manner, outside the context of a formal relationship.