1. An internetly transmitted disease, known as an I.T.D. Symptoms include:

- Sweaty Fingers
- Uncontrollable desire to say "derp".
- Hunger
- Fatigue
- Cyber Sex Sessions as to propagate the disease.
- Chat sessions as to propagate the I.T.D

How to cure:
No known cure has been found, yet. Derp.
Anonymous: We owned him. Derp.

Anonymouse: We sure did. Lmfao.

Anonymous: Nice name . Derp

Anonymouse: Oh fuck, you have derpes, don't you? Derp.

Anonymouse: FFFFFuuuuuuuuuuu
by www.Derpes.com January 28, 2010
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The state of being scared and coughing simultaneously.
*is frightened by something while beginning to cough*
"oh, I'm derping! This is awful!"

"kevin derped"

"i think Jim is having a derp fit, let's go check on him"

"Turg often scares himself with his coughs, he's a real derper.(possible, but not commonly used)"
by Grognak The Destroyer December 04, 2020
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1) To have the desire to doink someone or to want to consummate.

2) A casual expression used to describe sexual gratification or excitement.
"Look at that fine looking lady! Be-derp, be-derp!"

"I know what you mean. Be-derp! Be-derp!"

"Be-derp! Be-derp!"
by Grand Masta E October 29, 2007
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1) A loud interjection used to express a sensual desire

2) The mating-call of a boorish, brobdingnagian Asian in hot pursuit of a harlot.
Person 1: "BE-DERP! BE-DERP! YAAA BOI!!!"
Person 2: Oh man, there must be an Asian home with a vistor.
by sKiTtleZ-TastingDeRainbow January 01, 2008
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When you're herping the derp by derp derping around. Usually done on the internet.
Person 1: Why didn't you answer my call?

Person 2: oh sorry i was busy derping around.
by Bobby Boosha January 12, 2011
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A symptom found in gamers that causes them to exhibit - often times retarded - and pointless ignorance or devoid awareness of anything that regards intelligent thinking.
Primer has a serious case of the derps.

Or simply imagine somebody being as close to legally considered mentally handicapped without actually being quite there.
by Str8 Derpin' April 04, 2011
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when someone does something stupid, weird,"special", odd,
Making a weird face is an example of a derp. (izzy)
by nollidecyrb January 16, 2012
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