Spencer: Ohh that sucks so bad its like losing a paper on the computer. Such a hassle.
Okay movies starting. Talk to ya later. Drive safe.

Jasmine: ohh weird of you to say that, I actually just almost crached into a parked car like an hour ago...crached? I like it, not fixing that typo
I mean crash wouldn't even be the right word anyways, way too dramatic. It was more like I almost contacted it with my car. Slash my mom's car. Ok so from now on, to crach means to almost make contact with another vehicle whilst driving one's mother's car. Look it up.

phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz