An older woman, defined as a Cougar, who is up to date on all the latest personal landscaping trends.
As the Cougar disrobed before me , I took note of her well groomed landing strip and realized she was no ordinary cougar; she was a Bald Cougar.
by elsyds29 August 05, 2021
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A woman that you're dating that makes more money than you, is attractive and is older.

-Unlike a sugar momma, a sugar Cougar is actually still hot. 6/10th's of your boys would bang her!
-Bro your chick's old!

-Yeah, but she still looks bangin, plus my Sugar Cougar pays all my bills.
by ECO-AF July 27, 2018
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Not a milf, not a momma, but some middle aged divorcée with money to spend on a younger counterpart.
by Fonds Cheek Buster III November 18, 2019
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Sugar Cougar is the female equivalent of a Sugar Daddy. Sugar Cougar is an older woman who is in a relationship with a younger man and takes care of his expenses.
Man!! I can't believe my stepmom is also my sugar cougar.

~kyle
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Have sex with an older woman, while slipping her ass.
Sadly know I have 2 COUNT THEM 2 spanks set up for tomorrow as long as I play the game right. I just need to spank a cougar.
by dirtydimer69 November 12, 2019
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A bunch a bitches, spoiled by their parents, and who are also very gay with each other, and take showers together
The OG Cougars are the gayest group at Sports Weekend...#NoCap
by BigSauceMan July 06, 2019
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Having sex on a thorn bush, so that when you're done it appears you have been attacked by a cougar
Her and I did the Arabian Cougar last night, check out my scratches.
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