To wank aggressively in a squatting position atop a female companion in a horizontal position
To chair (verb) Joe Byrne chaired Sarah's cousin and is now being done for public masturbation
by John McGuinness November 17, 2013
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The chair where clothes clean enough to wear tomorrow but too dirty to go back in the wardrobe go.
"I wore this top today and its a bit creased but I can just wear it tomorrow so I'll put it on the chair so I don't have to bother getting it out of the wardrobe."
by Ceejay44 August 25, 2017
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A word used in Ireland and some parts of Britain , is where a male would sit on a chair and the female would sit facing him with her two legs on separate sides and they would kiss for a long time ,the males hands would be grasping the females booty
Tom: How far did you go with Gloria last night?

Jack :She was chairing me for 5 minutes pal.
by Pablokeene89 February 14, 2018
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when someone unwanted is talking, they also can't have a working pancreas
"why is the chair talking?"
by ThatOneChair February 24, 2020
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a word used to describe a person in the room who has no purpose. this person is just there and doesn't matter
"Dude what are these two girls doing here. They're just a couple of chairs."
by isugirl February 27, 2014
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where you put your ass cheeks
bob:yo where do you wanna put dem ass cheeks at?
billy: imma put dem toasty buns on this chair
bob: me too!
by the best ginger in town November 02, 2015
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