- Hey buddy! What did you do all day?

- Ah, absolutely nothing to do. I just boresturbated few times. (to boresturbate)

"I'll be back from vacation soon. How are my fish doing?"
"Yeah, about that... 😅"

"He went to choke the chicken..."
"But that's animal abuse! How are you guys okay with this?!"
"I don't think that's what he meant by that 😅"