to put on prodigious weight; to become massively obese; to blow up (not explode)
At her wedding, the bride said, "As a condition for accepting this ring, I promise never to blimp on you."

She blimped herself into a trailer park elephant fart breath sow.
by Barney Vincelette October 02, 2007
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a fat ass who usually wears vibrant colors which show off their fattiness
damn, that bitch in fresh choice was such a blimp! she had like 4 plates of food!
by KDIZZO March 13, 2005
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Verb: To Blimp- The act of moving intently from one point to another, often in the pursuit of food, sex, or money. But it can, in reality, be used to describe any form of general movement.
Tristan: Yo who wants to blimp over to Cam's for some food?

Charlie: Hell yeah, that'd be Crimpin
by Crimper120 August 12, 2019
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Someone who lacks common knowledge, and basic conversational skills. Most of these individuals have superficial knowledge about a topic or subject, and may be worst off than people who know absolutely nothing. Viewed as being aloof and mentally absent. This is in comparison to an actual physical blimp.
He's such a fucking blimp!

That girls so dumb, what a blimp.
by Carmen565 December 21, 2013
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A blimp is a fat ass blunt
yo holmes come holla at me and we'll smoke that blimp
by Razz C December 17, 2005
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describing a place or situation that is messy,trashed, or crazy
"That kitchen was blimped from last night's party!"
"That was a blimped ass fight!"
by crazigirl June 08, 2007
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