Have your woman in doggy in front of you and your equipment. Stand on something high enough so that your long schlong is above it. Release the stool and lean forward. Preform an acrobatic trick and insert your Peter the great into their behind.

To threaten someone in an aggressive way, it usually involves a knife.

A phrase someone says when they have broken head clippers and is getting shouted at by the person whos hair they are cutting

A phrase someone says when they have broken head clippers and is getting shouted at by the person whos hair they are cutting

A phrase someone says when they have broken head clippers and is getting shouted at by the person whos hair they are cutting

A phrase someone says when they have broken head clippers and is getting shouted at by the person whos hair they are cutting

Razor Blade
The act of finding sexual pleasure in cutting people's hair and wanting to perform sexual asks on them even if they don't have hair.

Also refers to a horny bastard.