by AlPacino1972 August 02, 2014
When the penis is so big it weighs enough that the balls are pressed to go above the penis. Creating Up balls
by Coob Upballs March 03, 2021
by Paradoxxx69 July 13, 2016
Made famous by the Channel 4 programme 'Grand Designs' in the UK by one of the owners of the houses being built, a Five Star Fur Lined Ocean Going Balls Up means that something has been a major catastrophe from start to finish, a complete and utter screw up. This is possibly just the perfect thing to say when something has gone just about as wrong as it can!
by The Scottish Contingent September 21, 2007
A cocksucker of such amazing talent that one believes she could suck a snooker ball up 20 ft of wavin pipe
by Gonzopunch February 09, 2009
Interrupting a loved one's slumber with the sudden placement of one's testicles into their mouth.
A combination of the teabag with the alarm cock method.
A combination of the teabag with the alarm cock method.
"There's nothing quite like a saggy-scrotumed Wake Up Ball to start the day off right!"
"Here's your 2am Wake Up Ball, you nut-gargling whore!"
"Got any tic tacs? This morning's Wake Up Ball wasn't exactly minty fresh."
"Here's your 2am Wake Up Ball, you nut-gargling whore!"
"Got any tic tacs? This morning's Wake Up Ball wasn't exactly minty fresh."
by Mr. Softey January 23, 2009
When the scrotum becomes so tight that it pushes up the flaccid penis, causing it to resemble a semi.
May occur under conditions such as cold temperature, strenuous physical activity, or extreme anxiousness.
May occur under conditions such as cold temperature, strenuous physical activity, or extreme anxiousness.
Josh: Dude your dick is sticking out in your sweatpants, do you have a semi?
Drew: Nah bro, I've got push-up balls.
Drew: Nah bro, I've got push-up balls.
by Manmess November 23, 2013