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Stands for "too long; didn't watch." Used most commonly by someone with a life whenever someone else posts a ten-minute long YouTube video in a thread.
User 1: Dude check this scene out from Star Trek: {link}

User 2: *click* tl;dw
by Dingo727 November 14, 2006
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Jan 18 Word of the Day
1. Blue Monday is the most depressing day of the year, calculated by Dr. Cliff Arnall, a researcher at the University of Cardiff's Center for Lifelong Learning.
Factors used to calculate the date included weather conditions, debt level, time since Christmas, time since failing our New Year's resolutions, low motivation and feeling the need to take action.

In 2005 the date was calculated as January 24th, in 2006 it was January 23rd, and in 2007 it was January 22nd.

2. A song by the hard rock band Orgy from their album Candy Ass.
1. Guy: "Aw man, I feel like absolute shit today."
Friend: "Yeah, same here. I hate Blue Monday."

2. "I wish I could sing Blue Monday to my ex-girlfriend, she's such a bitch."
by L_Roku August 31, 2007
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Too Long ; Didn't Watch. Its used when someone uploads a very long and uninteresting video on youtube or any other video upload website. Similair to "tl;dr" which is used in threads.
Shit faced cockmaster: "watch my shitty 24hour video on christianity!"

Guy with life: *writes in comment box* "tl;dw...BITCH"
by MaZVaZ May 19, 2007
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Inspired by TL;DR but for replies in discussions.

Too Long, Didn't Write.

Meaning: Man, the answer is too long to write, I can't do it now, sorry.
George: Can you explain this in more details?

Sylvain: TL;DW
by afroginthevalley November 04, 2010
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An acronym for "Too laggy, didn't watch"

To be used when someone sends you a video but you stop watching it because it is taking too long to buffer.
Kyle: "That video Jim sent us was hilarious! Did you watch it yet?"

Stan: "Nah, tl;dw"
by peasmaster February 02, 2011
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Bob: Hey friend, do you still have that $150 that I loaned you? Friend Sorry Man, I just spent it on this here prostitute, tl;dw.
by Believf October 08, 2019
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