TLS stands for Tommy Lee Syndrome. That is, that the average tall, super skinny white guy is very well endowed in his manhood.
Girl 1: so, did you sleep with that tall, skinny guy from the bar?

Girl 2: yes, and I was totally thrilled that he suffers from TLS
by Special_K115 August 5, 2009
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Yiddish: "Tuchus lekker." = ass kisser; someone who is always sucking up to the alpha.
"Did you see Mike after class TLing the teacher?"
by Harley Whippet April 15, 2010
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A vial word dedicated to the worst of the worst sayings. To know this word is to know death itself. A group or family of misfits, crooks, and perverts who goal in life is to make things miserable to others. Also associated with a rouge group of drunkers who eat to excess often devouring chicken wings and copious amounts of pizza.
Look at those drunk idiots...all I can say is they must be TLs. or That guy ate all the pizza and hot wings at the buffet...What a TL he is.
Why is that guy swimming with his shirt on? Stop Cyrus hes a TL...they all do.

That guy ordered all that food then skipped on the bill what a frigin TL he is.
by chehonk August 23, 2009
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One who owns you
TLS is g0d
by Anonymous February 22, 2003
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Team Leader, mythical like creature that 0wnz all others.

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WOW that TL just 0wned Grice!
by d3fy June 24, 2003
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There's always one person on the other team that really sticks out.So you designate them the TL.Sometimes it's pretty obvious who it is.
I think number 42 is the TL.
by juwanna October 30, 2005
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