Come on, are you tittyshitting me? She's married?!

You've got to be tittyshitting me, dude! Pete Carroll called a pass play from their one? Bruh!

Jack: Did you hear what my ex did the other day? I can't fucking believe it!
Frank: I know dude, that was some straight up tittyshit!

"I can't stand using this tittyshit hair iron!"