"Remember that one time when we traveled to guatamala and saw that pre-pubesent midget stick his love mechanism in between that purple gypsie orangutan's fun bag's in a thrusting motion...equal to the seizuring ethiopian baby resulting in the birth of ryan seacrest? Straight titty fuckin madness I tell ya!!!!"

Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”