adj. The best something could possibly be. Specifically to a man as it refers to a man's two most favorite things in life. Ultimate. Insanely awesome. Cray Cray.
Dude, that guitar solo you just played sounded tits-bacon.
Man this beer tastes tits-bacon!!
by dwillard May 16, 2008
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The excess skin everyone has that’s next to the top of your arms. It shows when your wearing a tank top.
Nice shirt Alice I can totally see your tit bacon
by How’sitgoing July 04, 2018
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Worthless, or good for anything. And object or item with no purpose or use.
"Fuckin Jeff! He's about as useful as tits on bacon!"
by El Hefe 13 November 04, 2015
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"Fuck man, that shit is the BT."

"Bacon tits! Just got my stimmy check!"
by Markoos13 February 17, 2021
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Large male tits that hang down and when heated produce large amounts of grease under the tit area.
by Scott Issac September 06, 2007
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