Urban Dictionary: tits

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What straight guys and little girls both dream of getting.

Little girl to Santa Claus: I want Tits for Christmas.
Santa: You and me both.
Little Girl: But you've already got some.

by R. Hitchcock April 17, 2008

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Something I was looking at earlier

man, i love hot tits

by MasterX October 20, 2004

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1:womens breasts
2:good, tight, cool, awesome, off the meat rack

1:yo man, u see da tits on that gurl?!
2:yo i just picked up that new game, shit is tits!

by G-FLO September 08, 2004

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something that is really easy

derived from the fact that getting to second base is easy

Person 1:So how was the test?
Person 2:It was tit, I definately aced it.

by KDog88 March 30, 2008

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Items which should be on any menu. May come with a side portion of face spanking.

"Two portions of tits please. Cheers luv."

by Willysd March 18, 2007

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protrusions on womens' chests which have the power to attract mens' eyes

other terms for tits
US: hooters, bazookas, gazongas, knockers

UK: fun bags, Bristols, jugs, baps, melons, knockers

FRANCE: Boules

SPAIN: Cocos, domingas, tetangas, papayas

JAPAN: Chi-chis

CZECH REPUBLIC: Mliekarne (refers to a shop that only sells milk)

RUSSIA: Grudis, siskis

ICELAND: Bublur

by Adam August 10, 2004

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breasts. plain and simple (not really).

take your girlfriend to the frozen food section of a store. Watch the magic unfold on her tits!

Guy: Oh my god! Your tits!!
Woman: Uhhhh... I can explain?
Guy: no need to!
(fondling her tits)

by wakalakalover45 April 09, 2005

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