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Women's secret source of power over men. Having the right tits often results in social and economic gain.
by Anonymous October 01, 2003
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A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020
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Tits is another word for Boobs. Boobs are a woman's breasts.

They secrete milk after pregnancy, and tend to be very sexually attractive to men. Men find women's boobs attractive for biological and evolutionary reasons, they signal to men that the woman attached to them is nutritionally healthy, youthful, and able to have a baby. So, boobs may be one of the main factors of sexual attraction between men and women that leads to reproduction and the continued survival of humans.

Playing with their boobs during sex can be arousing for women.

Because of their attractiveness, boobs are often times used by women to get men's attention, or to get them to do something. Men have been known to go to extreme lengths just for a woman's boobs.
Genghis Khan fell in love with his wife's awesome tits.
by Emperor Shao Kahn December 15, 2019
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A slang term for a woman's breasts; also known as man's best friend.
When you're feeling sad, think of size 34DD tits. You might not feel happier, but your penis sure will.
by Mohammed's Yiddiskeit December 16, 2014
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Cushiony, soft, sexy pillows of love.
Phil wasnt really listening to Sam. She was too boing too talk to, so he staed at her tits. Mmm Tits...
by me@home August 07, 2007
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Female breasts. Swells during sex. used to arouse males of all animals, including humans, chimpanzees, lions, et al.
Holy shit look at Katie Reese's tits!

by Take off your bra(ssiere) January 13, 2009
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