Urban Dictionary: tits yo

RF- "d00d, Mrs. Poulin wants me to do my math homework."
PV- "What a nigger."
RF- " I know, may as well fuck her in the ass!"
PV- "TITS YO!!!!!!"

by PV!!! March 06, 2009

Girl: I AM MAD WITH THIS MATH TEACHER!!! SHE GAVE ME 70 IN MY REPORT CARD!!
Girl2: Calm yo tits.

by mi19 February 26, 2011

A facebook like page featuring a very popular large black women with snazy comebacks and awesome jokes.

Did you see kalm yo tits' status today? talk about a diary of a mad black woman.

by thunder-cunt June 30, 2011

To tell a person to call down and/or relax.

"Dude I can't find my car keys anywhere!"
"Bro, calm yo tits!"

by Anthony Li September 04, 2011