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Tis is a short way for writing "It is"
by MaRk** April 02, 2003
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A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.
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Tis - it's an abbreviation / slang of "it is" or "it's" often used by British people.
by Lord Cummeth June 11, 2009
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The lazy way of writing "it is". Used to be seen as "snobby" but is now more common in modern culture.
"'tis funny" - said Bunny
by MissB March 05, 2006
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Middle English/Early Modern English contraction of "it is".
Tis a way of speaking no longer used.

Whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrow of outrageous fortune. (A line of the soliloquy from Shakespear's Hamlet)
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the region between the genitals and the anus that used to have enough identity to be neither genitals nor anus (the 'taint) but has been sufficiently damaged to now become either genitals or anus
His dick was so huge it made my 'taint a 'tis!

When I had my second baby, that kid was so large it converted my 'taint into a 'tis.
by jakeisjack December 14, 2020
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