When you're cranky because you're tired. Hangriness and tirateness end many a couple's relationship when they go on holiday together or generally spend so much time together that the other becomes the target of anger stemming from biological cycles. While tirate or hangry the afflicted person won't accept the fact that the tantrum is unjustified, so trying to play it down like this, won't usually end well.

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.