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A devastating medical condition specific to men that once it strikes leaves the victim incapacitated and incapable of doing anything.

No known cure but time.
You know, when you're like on the couch and it's like "Damn, I've got tingly dick. Well I'm not going anywhere now."
by MKH - Don't playa hate October 03, 2006
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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