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A devastating medical condition specific to men that once it strikes leaves the victim incapacitated and incapable of doing anything.

No known cure but time.
You know, when you're like on the couch and it's like "Damn, I've got tingly dick. Well I'm not going anywhere now."
by MKH - Don't playa hate October 03, 2006
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the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20
phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz
by lik_frls_dis.me February 12, 2020
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