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the inevitable but futile complaint which comes after someone accidentally switches their facebook profile to the timeline format.
A timewhine goes something like "Oh no! Pinterest just switched my facebook to timeline and now I can't change it back!!! Wahhh!!! FML"
by Howardo Montalban February 23, 2012
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Someone who used to be a potential girlfriend/boyfriend, but no longer is.
Tim: Zack, is that your exgirlfriend?
Zack: No, she's an expotential. We never actually dated...
by brownsuite September 24, 2011
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A Facebook status update to complain about Facebook's recent stylistic change.
Paul: Dear Facebook, I don't want this new timeline! Change it back!

Steve: Paul, do you really think your timewhine is going to change anything?
by stevecooks April 28, 2012
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