Steward: jd, will you do me a favor?
Jd: maybe?
Steward: pleeease?
Jd: okay
Steward: freeze time so I don't have to leave?
Jd: ...
Steward: like a popsicle
Jd: like a timesicle

“I’m tired I wanna go home”

“Oh I didn’t know it was pee pee poo poo hours”