Term for personal planner in the mind of someone who is a douche. Reminds the person when to act like a douche.
"I wonder when Bill will act like a douche again?" she wondered out loud. "After checking his douche-timer" replied Phil.
by one more fizzle May 02, 2011
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Going out with five people or things at a time
He fancies L C the doughnuts slide and swing

Five timer
by ?hononumus?? September 30, 2013
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When a destiny clip hitter gets a kill to stack, despite an absurd amount of time between kills. Coined by the destiny community after Griffins Primal RC.
Griffin must be suckin’ Shaxx off to get those Griffin Timers
by Kermit’s Xbox November 06, 2018
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When you say something three times about someone or call someone an insult thrice, it becomes true, but only if you truly mean the insult or name with all of your heart.
Friend 1: you don’t know how to find square root? Are you retarded or something?
Friend 2: don’t use the triple timer or it might be true!
by Freggsmash May 15, 2019
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The act of becoming one with your inner Tim. (I.E. the use of too many ass, penis, whore, or fuck references)
You timerized me.
by jEEbUs March 04, 2004
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A shot with a ball, or puck, without stopping the ball. Usually in soccer or hockey.
He gets the pass... oh and its a WAN-TIMER! gooooaaaal! goooooaaaal!
The Wan-timer... its a fake!
by Casey Wan December 14, 2007
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