A reference to Alzheimer’s disease, there’s nothing funny about this. All-timer meaning an elderly individual, which are known to have this disease. There is nothing worse than losing your mind.

To be past one's prime; no longer desirable or relevant, AND be oblivious to the fact.

Related expressions include "His ship has sailed", "old news", "yesterday's potatoes".

A disease that affects surfers in which they always thinks the surf is always "all time" or really good when in fact it is bad which could be but not limited to small, windy, choppy, or sloppy.

on November 11, take timer pics and post them on social media.

Its like nigga time but its nigga timer

In most towns and cities, coffee time is generally "dirtier" then tim hortins or starbucks for example. Coffee time ussually has the scrubs and the cheap hood rats or hoes near it mosst likely found in the poor part of town (Ghetto).
The name coffee timer refers to some one being dirty or whore like.

1. When the only time in your life you've ever had sex was when you where a kid.

2. In a Mans case, When the only time your dick ever got sucked was when you where a kid