First Timer Syndrome is a desperate obsessive compulsion to be the first at something; regardless of whether it was commercially viable.

The effect, when doing a lab, that the person holding the timer does not press the button at the exact time they are supposed to, screwing up the data ever so slightly. Abbreviated HTE

A bowl for a water pipe in which the draw is so violent that it requires two efforts to clear.

A very common disease, that originates in the large intestines. Causes the infected person to have a need/desire to poop at an irregular daily. The All-Timers Diseases acts mainly when nervous, causing your friends to wait for you while you poop, leading to them getting angry at you for pooping every time you're about to go somewhere. No diagnosis has been found yet.

The term "old timer's disease" is commonly used by uneducated people who aren't aware that the disease is actually called, "alzheimer's disease."

People that typically use this term are typically paired with low IQs, which is prevalent by their life choices. example/ went to a community college, lives close to parents, works in fast food, construction, nail salons etc.

it's a self-concious state that you put yourself in when time is closing in on something special

Someone who makes videos of themselves and puts them on the internet, gets mow hawks, wears army shirts, chews, and thinks they are the shit but not.