Really poor sex act that seems like it goes on forever, but secretly it's only about 30 seconds or so...
by BK516 October 05, 2017
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When one is playing video games and they claim they are getting offline to take a shower and they do not return online for 5 or more days.
by Tkroll24 May 15, 2016
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Transport any food item into the past, being especially careful to not transport any poison substance, or you will die instantly or not EVEN exist at all.
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by Fagbot and jessor December 27, 2003
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When you fuck a girl while drunk, wake up and whish you hadn't. then next you see her, you get drunk again, and fuck her again. and still wish you hadn't
when we got to chilli's, biegel stayed away from reba, but after four beers he did a hot tub time machine and took her home.
by cusacker November 13, 2009
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Person 1: Oh, I got all A's for my report card!
Person 2: Yeah sure you did, 'and I have a time machine in my backyard!'
Person 2: Yeah sure you did, 'and I have a time machine in my backyard!'
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Person 1: You're gay
Person 2: well, you are a dead chick magnet attatched to a pink hello kitty covered sun in the shape of a boot that is impossible to take of that smells with a flotaing castle time machine
Person 2: well, you are a dead chick magnet attatched to a pink hello kitty covered sun in the shape of a boot that is impossible to take of that smells with a flotaing castle time machine
by Confusingmonkey April 27, 2010
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by Quacklyn June 24, 2011
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