Noun: a technique whereby someone consumes a sufficient quantity of Scotch whiskey that they forget the events of the evening to the extent that they wake up the next day and feel as though they slept through the entire night.
"Joe you were nuts last night!"
"What did I do? I don't remember anything...."
"You insert crazy shenanigans!!!!"
Well I'm glad you remember, because I rode the Scottish Time Machine and can't remember anything after my fifth glass of Macallan."
"What did I do? I don't remember anything...."
"You insert crazy shenanigans!!!!"
Well I'm glad you remember, because I rode the Scottish Time Machine and can't remember anything after my fifth glass of Macallan."
by jdubs319 March 31, 2011
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Sleeping as much as possible to pass time so as to avoid a bad situation.
Originated from US Marines stationed in Iraq.
Originated from US Marines stationed in Iraq.
Man, fuck this place. If you need me, I'll be using the Iraqi time-machine. Wake me when it's time to go home.
by SomeDude0311 September 30, 2011
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When a male's sexual performance is powerful enough as to initiate a female's menstral cycle days or weeks early.
by UrbanTMD January 05, 2016
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by qaswedfrtghyyujkiol;p November 02, 2009
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Finding a person who you think may have been physically attractive in the past, and you would " tap that " if you had a time machine. (By going back to the past when he/she was attractive).
Iain: "Yo man! My French teacher Ms. Murray is so hot!"
Adam: "But she's like, 50 years old! What a turn off..."
Iain: "I'd totally Tap That Time Machine."
Adam: "Agreed."
Adam: "But she's like, 50 years old! What a turn off..."
Iain: "I'd totally Tap That Time Machine."
Adam: "Agreed."
by MackPC November 03, 2009
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When you present a hole that resembles 20 years ago. It could be via anal sex, mouth, or when a woman gets a few extra stitches after childbirth.
For John and Denise's 20th anniversary, she decided to let her guard down and give him entrance to her pussy time machine.
After Janine had her 3rd child, Mike slipped the doc a Benjamin to administer the pussy time machine and throw in a few extra stitches.
After Janine had her 3rd child, Mike slipped the doc a Benjamin to administer the pussy time machine and throw in a few extra stitches.
by JalWilly June 14, 2016
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