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Thot idolising mediocre dick. In a scientifically-accurate two-gender system, a timd is the female equivalent of a simp.

The road to timd usually begins with an innocent young girl. The transition from innocence to thot occurs as a result of years of sustained brainwashing by intersectional feminists and looking up to cancerous skanks like Lady Gaga and Cardi B. Although stifled intellectual growth and a gross sense of entitlement are common signs of a thot, you can most easily identify a thot by her complete lack of self awareness or self respect.

While many thots are doomed to a life of man-hating lesbian debauchery, some experience a re-activation of the brain which enables them to escape the echo chamber of feminazi screeching. Their ordeal isn't yet over though.

Having wasted their best years 'living my best life' in fear of the 'patriachy' and believing that all men are toxic garbage, they are largely incapable of assessing men as human beings of genuinely equal worth. Thus, when a man appears showing even the most modest of amicable traits (e.g. does not give his mother a black eye for putting the toilet paper around the wrong way in her own house) he is objectified and becomes the subject of an unwarranted level of admiration. This transition to timd is often further accelerated when the thot is exposed to any kind of flattery, regardless of whether real or imagined.
1.

"Where's Greta? Has she been oppressed? Is someone stealing her childhood?'

"Nah, some simp finally signed up to her onlyfans and now she's gone full timd for him"

2.

"I just met the most wonderful guy in the world! He's vegan, bernie bro, and introduced ximself with xis pronouns!"

"bitch pls... timd."
by Flip-flops November 21, 2020
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To be Tim'd or to pull a Tim is to say things are going very well or things are alright, when in reality its all going wrong. This meaning comes from a mmorpg community in the game Eve Online.
Person 1 : "dude are you alright?"
Person 2 : " Ya , im alright its fine"
Person 1 : " whats going on now?"
Person 2 : " oh shit i died :( "

Person 3 : " OMG , he just got Tim'd!"
by Callonious June 12, 2006
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the state of being extremely intoxicated by a substance known as cannabis

or

the final stage in the many stages of high.
"dude, he is tim'd." - darsh
or
"tim is SO tim'd." - drew
by timm October 02, 2007
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Being "Tim'd" would be when things are finally going right for you in your life, and then God finally takes a gigantic shit on your happiness and everything crumbles around you. You lose your kids, home, friends, and will to live.
Donald R. DeCicco: Hello, I heard Paul got that settlement! Things are looking up for him, finally!"

Dave: "He did, but then lost it all because God hates him. He is always getting Tim'd!"
by Donald R. DeCicco February 24, 2021
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