When one is sitting taking a shit, his turd is so solid all the way down to where it touches the bottom of the toilet and is still connected to the rectum, and one stands up and the turd falls over and hits him in the nuts, and then one yells timber

The rare occurrence when chills run down a males body and rest onto his fully erect penis. The resulting sensation is that of the penis pleasuring itself.

Masturbating immediately after waking up, with morning wood.

a Northeastern American slang commonly used to describe a chipmunk.

(lim-ber tim-ber) Flaccid penis;

A person experiencing erectile dysfunction at an inoportune moment.

Unable to perform sex with vigor and vitality.

Wiggling your dick in a girls dangling earings, producing a sound that resembles that of a rattlesnake poised to strike.

When 2 people put their butts together and poop the same piece of poop back and forth