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The greatest biscuit known to science. Chocolate, sandwiching chocolate, smothered in chocolate. Made in Australia, sold to the world via e-bay.
variations include caramel, hazenut, dark, double choc.
Best eaten with milk by biting off two corners, sucking milk through biscuit, then eating resulting chocolate milky goodness.
variations include caramel, hazenut, dark, double choc.
Best eaten with milk by biting off two corners, sucking milk through biscuit, then eating resulting chocolate milky goodness.
by Mike T December 11, 2003
May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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Slang/affectionate term used in Australia and Canada to refer to those of Asian descent.
Based on the perceived tendency of Asians to buy tim tams biscuits by the shopping cart load in Australian grocery stores.
Based on the perceived tendency of Asians to buy tim tams biscuits by the shopping cart load in Australian grocery stores.
by Giles McBain January 17, 2008
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The tim-tams exist between the chest and the secret place. They rest atop the bottom portion of the rib cage, one on either side. Tim-tams are, by scientific standards, the most important part.
by tim-tam jones February 07, 2011
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The tim-tams exist between the chest and the secret place. They rest atop the bottom portion of the rib cage, one on either side. Tim-tams are, by scientific standards, the most important part.
by tim-tam jones February 07, 2011