lax, lax, lax, lax, oh yea rosie o'donnel is the hero of tim paul, i love lesbians, or at least being a lesbian. common statements include "yea mark" "dude, neals not that bad" "your my boi". jack crawford is such a dick on the field man, oh hey mr crawford whats goin on can i give you a blow job. jk tim "your my boi" -jack

Someone who is possessed by clout chasing. The original human is now gone and a demonic entity that feeds on clout is all that is left. An empty shell with no control of their actions, forced to blindly react to situations they think will bring them attention.

A person who plays lax constantly, day dreams about lax, grows a sick dyke mullet, and looks up to jack crawford