Tilf

Tilf means a tree I’d like (to) fuck. This came from a Tommyinnit stream, where he played tree simulator 2022 and fell for a tree.

That oak tree is suck a Tilf ong

by Lixxin June 7, 2022

tilf

For the more fucked up side of our society, Toddler I'd like to fuck.

That kid was a tilf man.

by ferretslayer May 11, 2011

tilf

Like a milf or dilf but instead it’s a teacher

Tilf

by Mmbb May 2, 2021

tilf

trans i’d like to fuck

dude i’d fuck that tilf

bro she’s a he

by heisnurens November 11, 2021

Tilf

A lustful desire for someone of a younger age, (preferably two years or more) that isn't acted on.

"Wow my tilf looks smokin' hot today, it's a shame he's so young!"

by MollieWhop December 17, 2014

Tilf

A teacher I'd like to fuck.

Mr Norman is such a TILF, I would so bang him

by Patrick Deguzmann March 12, 2018

TILF

To annotate a book, movie, podcast, etc. Stands for “Things I Learned From”. Usually used among nerdy writers as a way of honing the craft by example, and admiring the work of others.

“I have to look back over my tilf on that book.”

“I’m currently tilfing a my new favorite podcast: The Orbiting Human Circus.”

by Melodoso April 12, 2020