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21st century version of a carpet muncher. Woman who performs oral sex on another woman with no hair or "carpet".
Leslie went to the lesbian bar to munch some carpet. Only to find there is only tile to polish. She has found being a tile polisher is much better.
by NotMexican702 July 28, 2017
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