a word that means vagina.

(tilapia reminds me of a labia, so it is now used in place of vagina).
my girl friend is having me over for tilapia tonight.

i want to eat delicious tilapia.

may i have some tilapia please.
by vdez February 27, 2011
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See also fish Scale a term used by rappers to make reference to good quality cocaine or crack;Because of it's hard texture and iridescent appearance.
holla at ya boy, yeah I could do a lot for ya. talkin my language if you talkin bout tilapia. - Mafia by Jeezy
by DRE DAE October 14, 2008
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a slang term in the Philippines referring to the vagina; "pussy"
"I've fucked that lady last night, she got a big tilapia"

(filipino: "Kinantot ko yung babaeng yan kagabi, napakalaki ng tilipia nya")
by Bong Chua September 28, 2009
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A person who is all greasy and smells like fish. Also used in a shortened form of Tilap.
Wow, Mick is such a fucking Tilapia!
by Xman777 October 11, 2007
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When someone uses a condom, then removes it and defecates in it. Afterwards slaps you in the face with it.
Ryan got a poopy tilapia from Mike, while Jason watched and got a Dover dustoff
by Yoham smit December 20, 2017
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When you forgot you used warming lubricant on your girlfriend, and you go down on her anyway.
Holy shit! I thought I lubed my gurl with the minty KY, but it was the warming one! That's one spicy tilapia!
by Atpita December 29, 2019
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A Slimy blowjob given to a manager usually in an attempt to gain favoritism.
Dennis Valdez gave the manager a “ Wet Tilapia” so that he wouldn’t have to be on call.
by AssMuncher305 August 07, 2020
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