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the asian paris hilton... but with slightly less talent
seriously... judging from her biography, tila nguyen's done nothing except drugs before being 'discovered' by playboy. i guess some people are luckier than others
by anonymous henchman May 22, 2006
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Jul 25 Word of the Day
A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy
My bf and I used to really get it on together, but now it's just the occasional cumpadre wank
by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 14, 2007
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aka tila tequila according to her myspace, which 90% of people on there had her as a "friend". don't really find her attractive, not exactly a very gorgeous female.
I find most of the normal girls on myspace more attractive than this tila nguyen.
by vinny April 16, 2005
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Ugly Vietnamese girl who posts her pictures on myspace. Uses her hot body to cover up her fugly face.
Damn, than girl is a Tila Nguyen. Put a paper bag over her and I'll bang her.
by James P January 05, 2005
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last night my dick turned raw after i continously whipped my mule while looking at Tila Nguyen pictures
by some TFer February 29, 2004
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