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The act of lying under a glass table while a woman hovers above and shits on the glass. Sources believe this form of performance art started in Mexico, but quickly spread to the States.
Frank, an aspiring gastroenterologist, traveled to Mexico to witness first-hand a Tijuana Sunrise since no video documentarian had ever chronicled this natural human act.

by I'm disgusted March 21, 2009
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A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020
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When after a night of heavy drinking you are sittting on the pot taking a dump after a night of heavy drinking and the combination of the smell and hangover cause one to vomit.
After drinking a liter of burban last night I really had to blast out a Tijuana sunrise.
by Pico lopez September 09, 2003
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When you get so trashed and forget everything from last night and wake up a hangover and a sore asshole. usually indicating anal sex.
Last night was fun but I woke up with a tijuana sunrise
by The Donaldson September 22, 2009
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