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Where you are sliding down a long table and people pour massive amounts of liquor on you and down your throat. The goal is to get you completely wasted.
Billy and his friends were getting Sam wasted by doing a tijuana car wash.
by italianpride888 May 10, 2006
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May 19 Word of the Day
Voluntarily Celibate.
A person who chooses to be celibate. Can be for any given amount of time, for a short period or for their entire life. Can be for religious reasons or not.

related: incel
-Priests are volcel (or at least they're supposed to be).

-Gary was so upset after the divorce he became volcel for the rest of his life.
by kay_see October 23, 2007
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The act of lying down and having everyone at a party pour some of their drink on you all at once, then having hard spirits poured into your mouth from the bottle while still on your back. (Most commonly tequila)
- Geoff is getting crazy tonight, he’s keen for a Tijuana Car Wash.

- I can’t do a Tijuana Car Wash tonight, I have a date after this.
by Acacia Burkei March 04, 2018
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A drinking event at a party that usually involves group effort (preferably 10+ people) . The person getting a Tijuana Car wash is referred to as “the Car” . It starts by one person(the car) laying on a long table. Two volunteers hold onto a arm on opposite sides of the table dragging “the car” across on his/her back. While the rest of the party stand on each side of the table pouring drinks & shoving snacks into “the car” mouth while they are being dragged across the table on their back. When “the car” reaches the end of the table they are greeted by the biggest breast woman at the party who will then pour tequila into his/her mouth then shove a lime down “the cars” mouth.
Person 1: WHO WANTS TO DO A TIJUANA CAR WASH?!

Person 2: I’ll be the car!

*person 2 is then thrown on his back on a table while the party preforms a tijuana car wash*
by Bloodsteelflex June 26, 2020
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When you perform the act of bukkake (full load on the face) on another then urinating on his/her face to wash it off.
I gave Melissa a Tijuana Carwash and now she wont speak to me or return my calls.
by Macelroy July 05, 2010
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