DJ Tiesto mixes only the best!
by Nasty Massey March 26, 2004
A Trance producer worshipped by Hyype. It is said that Hyype bows and sings befor a large Golden Statue of Tiesto everday as the sun rises.
by Kommander Hyype January 19, 2004
1. Dutch DJ with no skills known for jesusposing and trainwreck transitions
2. Owner of a Chinese restaurant in Amsterdam
2. Owner of a Chinese restaurant in Amsterdam
by DJ Cret1 July 11, 2008
Jim: Dude, I've been listening to DJ Tiesto all day long!"
Tim: Careful Jim. I'm not sure you can handle so much sheer awesomeness. Your head might explode.
Tim: Careful Jim. I'm not sure you can handle so much sheer awesomeness. Your head might explode.
by msmidori July 17, 2008
A state of absolute inebriation from the effects of alcohol. Stumbling and mumbling are just two characteristics of this state. Losing one's friends in a crowded place and having no recollection of where you are, how you got there or how you're getting home as you wander aimlessly in search of lord knows what also characterize this drunken state. Being ‘Tiesto Drunk’ makes one wish they were dead instead of this drunk, but is not to the potentially fatal point of having alcohol poisoning.
by Brandon January 4, 2005
E-Tard: DUDE DJ Tiesto is ILL man I'm rolling meh tits off!!
Ninja: Shuriken!! *ded*
(see also Paul Oakenfold)
Ninja: Shuriken!! *ded*
(see also Paul Oakenfold)
by zassibari August 5, 2009
To be under the influence of alcohol (i.e. wasted) to the point where it is easier to admit to an individual an attraction or lust that would normally not be conveyed when sober.
by Caucannica June 13, 2015