Urban Dictionary: tiddlywinks

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A rainbow-colored parachute pants wearing weirdo with long, messy hair and a screechy, high-pitched and whiny voice.

My brother is a Tiddlywink.

by Your Mother's Daddy July 04, 2016

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Unit of measurement for cum. One 'splat' equals one tiddlywinks.

Man I gave her so many tiddlywinks last night.

by Retro_Gator March 15, 2019

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A board game that everyone knows a young couple don't play when in the bedroom.

John's mom: What's Jane and John doing upstairs in the bedroom?
John's Dad: I don't think they're playing tiddlywinks.

by TheBardic August 29, 2020

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Laughable amount of something.

"Ol tiddlywink ass piece of chocolate"

"How much you got left?"
"Bout a tiddlywink"

by Wecameasapes September 10, 2020

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a pet name for children
commonly used by 40 year old British men :)

Mr Smith: "Ok, tiddlywinks, you can go to lunch now!"
Tiddlywinks: "Thanks, Mr Smithhhhh"

by orangejoocecult October 25, 2020

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An incredibly small amount of liquid

And he only gace her two tiddlywinks of cum!

by Mr.FreakingStevens April 08, 2019

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