A reality TV show on TLC where parents dress their children up as sluts, making them wear more make up than some adults. Most mothers force their daughter to do these pageants and they live through their daughter. 90% of mothers on that show are fat or ugly, sometimes both. Over all it's a great show and rather addicting.

Every Tuesday is Tiara Tuesday. When you're feeling low on Tuesday, all you have to do is take a deep breath and imagine a lovely glittery tiara perched ever so daintily on your precious noggin. Then stand up straight and give the world your best elbow, elbow, wrist, wrist wave and don't forget to touch the pearls, in true Queen Elizabeth fashion!

A TLC and DMAX show about moms who aren't happy with letting their kids be kids so they dress them up, slap makeup on their faces and throw them out in front of an audience so they can be judged on how "beautiful" they look in a swimsuit clearly designed for a 20-year-old. This process generally creates bratty but adorable divas like Makenzie and Eden, and makes a very addictive TV show.

When one partner shits in their hand and wipes it on the other's forehead

When semen (cum) is ejaculated into a woman's hair and on her forehead. This can appear to be in the shape of a tiara. Similar to a pearl necklace but at the hairline of the hair /forehead rather than on the neck/chest.

A tattoo that a girl gets on her lower back

A tiara or crown that one makes from tinfoil / aluminium foil for play when one lives in a trailer in the hood.