A Tiajuana Crime Scene is a combination of a Dirty Sanchez and a Hot Carl. It is very risky and few have ever pulled it off.
"I woke up this morning in the middle of a Tiajuana Crime Scene. If I had a dollar for everytime that happened..."
by Cassiebeth182 July 21, 2006
Typically experienced while giving your partner oral and as a result of their uncontrollable orgasmic spasms they float an air buiscuit(thats a fart) into your mouth or face.
Damn!! I was snacking on my girls junk at lunch and caught a Tiajuana River Breeze right in my face. That shit was Boodissy.
by Old Snizz Trapper February 24, 2005
(A joke from Mind of Mencia)
A show that occurs over spring break in Tiajuana, MX, where Miss Spring Break has raunchy sex with a donkey in front of a crowd of drunken college kids.
A show that occurs over spring break in Tiajuana, MX, where Miss Spring Break has raunchy sex with a donkey in front of a crowd of drunken college kids.
Creepy Mexican: "Hey, wanna see a donkey show?"
Creepy White: "Sure!"
BACK HOME
Mom: "So how was your trip, honey?"
Son: "It was great mom! A creepy old man brought me to a Tiajuana Donkey Show!"
Creepy White: "Sure!"
BACK HOME
Mom: "So how was your trip, honey?"
Son: "It was great mom! A creepy old man brought me to a Tiajuana Donkey Show!"
by Brandyn Baldwin June 23, 2006
It is a Drinking Game were you slide a person down table. As they are being slid people pour thier beers and such on the person. At the end of said table a lady pours 2 bottles of tequilia down the person's throat. At the end of this the person can barely walk or talk.
by DamionF April 06, 2008
Guy 1: Did you hear about Chaz's late night experiences with that striper?
Guy 2: Totes home dawg, I heard that sick fuck gave her the tiajuana taco dip.
Guy 1: Sick! Thats some nasty shit.
Guy 2: Totes home dawg, I heard that sick fuck gave her the tiajuana taco dip.
Guy 1: Sick! Thats some nasty shit.
by Dakota Giraffe May 12, 2011
(See Tiajuana Alarm Clock for first part of act)
While performing the Tiajuana Alarm Clock, there must be a layer of Frumunda cheese upon your balls.
While performing the Tiajuana Alarm Clock, there must be a layer of Frumunda cheese upon your balls.
I gave Bob a Tiajuana Breakfast Burrito. He was like, 'Dude, your balls stink like good cheese or bad meat.' I found a new roomate.
by Tiajauna Testes Timmah August 12, 2011
A Tiajuana Bull Whip is when you poop in a sock, tie a knot in it, and swing it over your head until you smack someone's face.
by 1923 DOPE March 11, 2016