When you wrap both of a girls legs around her head during sex then begin harpooning her with your love sword, a relentless vicious assault, mercilessly laying siege until either the sex position is lost or an intervention is made.
mate, I got her good. Decimation by the thwarted crab
by Proffessor Muscle November 15, 2019
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Self-defense against a rapist.
Jenny won't have any trouble getting home at night. She teaches a class in Genital Thwarts.
by GreatWhiteMope April 20, 2009
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When you are blocked or prevented from watching porn on a website.
I can't believe I woke up to the news that pornhub is throb thwarting Virginia.
by Tres Gee July 2, 2023
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Cambridge Dictionary defines "thwarting" as the action of a gay male putting his testicles into a another gay male's anus and deliberately attempting to catch HIV; or, when a gay male puts his entire mouth, teeth and all, into the anus, to eat out the HIV.

In the case of gay thwart sex incest, it is combined with convential homosexual fornication, between blood-related family members.

This is a fact, according to Yahoo Answers user Billie - a general practitioner of 38 years.
Normal person - You're ugly.

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by Curryshak2 October 17, 2013
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The act of interfering with someone trying to hook up, get some action, or generally get in the way of some play.

The aftermath of being cock blocked.
"I was totally going to hit that with the fist of an angry god, but then she had to leave when her drunk friend got thrown out, leaving me with Genital Thwarts."

"Her ex-boyfriend never gets any action when she is around, because of her Genital Thwarts."
by me0wmix January 19, 2010
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The unisex term for cockblock / twat swat. The act of blocking sexual advances or a turn-off.
A girl at the club last night was so ugly and annoying, she was giving everybody genital thwarts!
by InFurry8 March 2, 2019
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an autocorrect fail of "ok" once on discord user tally#2763's text messages.
"hey can you hurry up and fix the server name and channels tally"
"Thwarted"
by tallyofhalls February 21, 2023
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