A certain species of blowfish found in only suburban counties. Usually seen eating or playing a gameboy, he is very vulnerable to occassional slaps across the face. Isolated most of the times, he takes no interest in sports, the only time when he can be found in public is when he is hanging around summer school.
Damn, that thwart's been on the TV for a longass time. Kick his ass and get him off.
Damn, that thwart's been on the gameboy for a longass time.
Thwart took my food!!
Thwart's face is red from all those slaps.
Damn, that thwart's been on the gameboy for a longass time.
Thwart took my food!!
Thwart's face is red from all those slaps.
by Fawad, Bilal, Ahsan, F August 04, 2004
by Peter_k April 29, 2007
by Peter March 19, 2005
The act of manipulating the tip and opening of the penis in such a way that you speak with the mouth of the dick.
by latter day taints December 08, 2013
When one person puts forth resistance between two other people looking to hook up. Also known as a cock-block.
Cindy was totally into me. I was definitely going to hit that, but Sally didn't want us to hook up, she made up all these lies about me, and gave me a genital thwart.
by oliverdplasse August 19, 2010
When you wrap both of a girls legs around her head during sex then begin harpooning her with your love sword, a relentless vicious assault, mercilessly laying siege until either the sex position is lost or an intervention is made.
by Proffessor Muscle November 14, 2019
