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A mean spirited person resembling a female that lives only to make every person she comes into contact with miserable. She is the most ungrateful, hateful, lying, deceitful, conniving, stealing, disloyal, selfish, sleazy, nasty ass, herpes invested, cock juggling, idiotic, backstabbing, two face, hypocritical, narcissistic, egotistical evil bitch from the gates of hell. She is a bitch beyond belief. Usually she is the ugliest thing walking the planet, inside her heart and out. You can smell her coming from ten miles away and the thunder of her vagina slapping together as she walks can be heard across the ocean. Take thundercunt and skank add them together and multiply them by one hundred million trillion zillion and you have a thunderskank.
Mary: Did you hear what a thunderskank that girl Lynn is?
Michael: Really? Why do you say that? She seems so sweet and innocent.
Mary: Haha! Boy does she have u fooled. Because her best friend let her stay with her and her boyfriend and she was caught stealing her belongings & then stole her boyfriend too!! Thats one true thunderskank right there!!
Michael: Now that you mention it I could smell something god awful when she came into town. Yea she is pretty nasty!
Michael: Really? Why do you say that? She seems so sweet and innocent.
Mary: Haha! Boy does she have u fooled. Because her best friend let her stay with her and her boyfriend and she was caught stealing her belongings & then stole her boyfriend too!! Thats one true thunderskank right there!!
Michael: Now that you mention it I could smell something god awful when she came into town. Yea she is pretty nasty!
by bitchbethany June 26, 2016
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011