When someone gives you a nipple twister with jumper cables and a car battery.

1. a slightly tanner version of vanilla thunder.

Tobias Thunder Thighs is one of the most exquisite being to walk the Earth.
He is basically like a god with the most powerful, muscular, brawny, sturdy, strapping, hefty, burly, robust, fit, athletic, vigorous, rugged, impregnable, impenetrable, inviolable, and unassailable thighs in the Omniverse.

Someone who seems to never show up on Facebook comment feeds until just after you comment. Usually a woman posting on an attractive man's post. It almost seems to be like she waits for your comments just to try to make sure she posts enough to keep the guy's attention. In large crowds, she tends to try to act like she runs the show, yet nobody really pays her any attention. She's annoying. She wants to be the thunder. She will never be the thunder. But in her mind she is the thunder.

War Thunder is a next gen MMO with very beatiful graphics and mechanics (ok this one is a joke). It has ww2 tanks and aircraft plus post-war tanks like Abrams or Challanger. In the game is a thing called "russian bias" which results from little noob kids killed a T-34-85 because the didnt know where to shoot. The bias is in every nation (except britain and japan) and can be activated ONLY if you know your tanks and the enemy's weakspots.

War Thunder is a game only Colella plays(colellas gay fag)

The ball-sucking game developed by a random Russian company. War Thunder is a World of Tanks, World of Warships, World of Warplanes wannabe but failed to fully develope their mechanics and graphics so they hire ads on Youtube and other social networks and brag their game is actually good, but failed horrorably (again). Finally, they had no choce but to hire gamers to advertise the game and achieved slight suck-cess.