where your stomach just hurts for 15 minutes and suddenly you have to shit so badly
and when you go to shit it stings so badly
that you have to hold it back
but your stomach hurts
so you have to make the choice if you want to stay with the ever growing stomach pains
or the asshole burns
and when you go to shit it stings so badly
that you have to hold it back
but your stomach hurts
so you have to make the choice if you want to stay with the ever growing stomach pains
or the asshole burns
by Farmer_Joe January 12, 2021
by THUNDER So2 December 30, 2020
When you are fucking a girl so fast you feel like you are in a tornado.The booms of her cheeks imitate the sound of thunder.(only works with straight sex none of that gay shit)
“Want some pizza?”-Mark
“Oh hell yeah, hey did I tell you about last night?”-tony
“Give me some of that shit nigga.”-Jerome
“I fucked my girl so fast that we went thunder speed.”-tony
“I thought you were gay.”-Jerome
“I haven’t even been near a vagina since I came out one and that’s been about 45 years.”-mark
“Oh hell yeah, hey did I tell you about last night?”-tony
“Give me some of that shit nigga.”-Jerome
“I fucked my girl so fast that we went thunder speed.”-tony
“I thought you were gay.”-Jerome
“I haven’t even been near a vagina since I came out one and that’s been about 45 years.”-mark
by ChunkyCheese05 October 06, 2021
A sexual act in which the male parter, as he is about to finish, pulls out, and produces a tazer. He proceeds to press the tazer against the female genetalia , shock her, and then finish over the affected area.
man1 " so, how was your night?"
man 2 "pretty good, this girl i took home from the bar let me thunder splooge her, shit was cash"
man 2 "pretty good, this girl i took home from the bar let me thunder splooge her, shit was cash"
by Djuken December 25, 2019
A majestic forest creature, similar to it's Bigfoot native, but with magical forest powers used for good and evil.
by Austin Stigall December 18, 2014
A type of walk that has a powerful sense of pride attached to it. Someone typically thunder steps after they have achieved a goal.
Donn: “Why is Gary thunder stepping right now”
Hank: “I think he just made out with Joyce”
Donn: “Is she that chick with herpes?”
Hank: “Yeah, but Gary’s really into her so good for him.”
Hank: “I think he just made out with Joyce”
Donn: “Is she that chick with herpes?”
Hank: “Yeah, but Gary’s really into her so good for him.”
by SchemeCap January 10, 2018