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to be thouroughly screwed in any situation or to copulate in an extremely violent manner.
Man, I didn't study for the test. I'm gonna be thunder fucked!

Mrs. Johnson's gonna thunder fuck me!
by BadDewd August 28, 2003
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May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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World of Warcraft Definition:
Verb, "Thunderfuck": To kill an enemy player with falling damage through the use of the Shaman knockback spell: Thunderstorm.

"Thunderstorm": Summons a lightning bolt to strike the ground beneath the shaman, launching all nearby enemies back 30 yards. They also travel VERY fast.
Hah! I thunderfucked that Death Knight off the bridge!
Thunderfucking is especially useful at the Lumber Mill Hill.
Only Shamans may thunderfuck; all other classes cannot compare.
by Anon Shaman November 30, 2009
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To initiate a sexual intercourse when both of you are tired only to realize half an hour later that this totally fruitless excercise was a bad idea and none of you just won't come.
Jan and I were so into it, but as we were so exhausted after skiing, it ended up as a thunderfuck.
by Betka&Jan March 28, 2018
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To thunderously fuck someone causing injury
"Walbert thunderfucked me last week. I cant feel my legs"
by sexdemon5 September 06, 2011
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What you tell Pikachu to do when you really want to get a great Pokemon show.
I got my Pikachu to Thunderfuck Lucario 37 times before it had to go file a lawsuit against the President.
by domesaiyanZ September 25, 2008
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Using a car battery during sex, usually attaching one of the jumper cable ends to the penis and the other end to the vagina or anus, resulting in an electrifying experience.
I've never seen hair stand up like Jill's after she was thunderfucked.
by Jabib March 09, 2008
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