a penis of extraordinary length, girth, power, and magical ability. has the capability of satisfying any woman

when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk

Level of greatness achieved once one lays with more then 10,000 women. A level Chuck Norris is greatly renowned for.

when you frick so hard that ur PP breaks the fucking sound barrier

A potent sauce from Sri Racha, Thailand, used as an incredibly spicy addition to any foodstuff. The etymology of Thundercock's name is quite simple - thunder from the ridiculously-spicy nature of the chili pepper / vinegar / garlic sauce, and cock from the iconic rooster that adorns its famous label. Thundercock is also famous for being the secret half of the "spicy-mayo" garnish served at most sushi restaurants.

To kick someone up their butt with a GREAT amount of force. If done hard enough, the victim will piss their pants crying. If one wishes, they may also punch the person up their butt.

A symbol of pure dominance.
It represents Zeus's penis.
The mark of ultimate masculinity.
The earthquake that penetrates the lightning cunt.
It makes Chuck Norris look like John Wayne Bobbit.