Thufe is a short guy that thinks he is the shit. He seems of cabbage and used Vaseline. He lies to his friends about getting straight sex but secretly is part of the gay NASA. National anal sex association. He is the president but denies it.

Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.