I'm so sick of online dating. I think I'm calling that site my Meh-th dealer from now on.

I jumped out of the airplane opened my parachute and landed on a fence pole and injured my th-ain't, one inch more and my balls whould be dangling from the fence.

she can really sing on th mic
her singing on th mic is a platinum performance

I told Kenny not to hang around Alvin or he would get Th Dutton Walk.

my whole familly is 18'th street vato's

yo do the checks the behemith that just rolled up in here

Drill Sergeant - "Alright you little poster boys for abortion, get your gear and get outside right fucking now. And if I hear a single one of you suffering from THS I will personally beat you until your tiny little fucking heart stops."

"Did you see George cry his way out of finishing work today. Said his head hurt to much to continue on. I'm tired of him never finishing a single thing."

"That prick is a chronic case of THS (Tiny Heart Syndrome)."